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How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Methodists does it take to change a lightbulb....

My own composition.

1 to change the lightbulb

1 to read the UM manual on changing lightbulbs

a committee to look into changing the lightbulb, recommend changing it, investigate lightbulbs, and study the theology of changing lightbulbs... a committee (or "task force") composed of an equal number of male and female members with represenatives of the Youth Group, Seniors Fellowship, United Methodist Women (UMW), United Methodist Men (UMM), Trustees, Finance Committee, Church Council, Hispanics Ministry, Korean Ministry, Sexual minority Ministry, Asian Ministry, Native Hawaiian Ministry, ....

1 Methodist preacher to preach a sermon on changing lightbulbs

1 preacher to conduct a hymn sing

1 preacher to lead an extemporous prayer for and about the lightbulb

1 preacher to take up a collection

possibly an organist, or probably a pianist, to play the doxology when the collection is presented, and to accompany the hymn singers, but all this could be sung a cappella

and 1 Methodist woman to bring a casserole

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