From:	ENGR::BAUERLE      "Ron Bauerle"  7-FEB-2000 23:32:08.58
To:	@THEOS,FAC
CC:	BAUERLE
Subj:	Things to be thankful for

>From:	SMTP%"smw@velocity.net" 25-DEC-1999 19:01:22.02
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>Subject: Fw: A Joke A Day Ministries 12/21/99 Twas The Night Before Y2K/
>         What I Am Thankful Fo
>Date: Sat, 25 Dec 1999 16:34:12 -0500

> I am Thankful for...

> ...the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been
> surrounded by friends.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
> eat.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...my shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that
> need fixing because it means I have a home.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...all the complaining I hear about our government because it means we
> have freedom of speech.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...the spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means 
> I am capable of walking.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...my huge heating bill because it means I am warm.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...the lady behind me in church who sings off-key because it means that 
> I can hear.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means 
> I have been productive.
>
> I am Thankful for...
> ...the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means
> that I'm alive.
>
> Posted From [Joke du Jour]
>
> Because of Christ,
>
> Kyle Wirick
> Assistant Director
> A Joke A Day Ministries